Big Ass Brick of Soap Midnight swim

Duke Cannon has never taken a “refreshing dip” in the hot tub of the Best Value Motel near O’Hare, and he certainly won’t be going down the community waterslide this Saturday. No, Duke Cannon’s idea of a suitable aquatic escapade is a bit more primal: a moonlit cannonball into the crystal blue water of a remote forest lake (swimsuit optional).